S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Lightweight yet sturdy, this garment-dyed tee wears like a lived-in favorite from day one. The bold, centered statement print reads like a wry backstage pass — clever, unapologetic, and a little bit rebellious. Soft, heavyweight cotton and a relaxed cut make it easy to throw on for long coding sessions, coffee shop strategy meetings, or casual weekends debugging life. The subtly vintage texture from the after-construction dyeing gives each shirt a muted depth that pairs well with worn denim, hoodies, or layered under a blazer when you want to keep things unexpectedly casual. It’s the shirt you reach for when you want to say less and mean more.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in color and texture.
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting wear.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and pre-shrunk for comfortable, consistent sizing.
- Available S–4XL with a sewn-in label; comes in 58 color options.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean