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I Don’t Collect Opinions I Collect Patterns T-Shirt — Funny Data Scientist Tee

$28.88
Sizes: S
Colors: Black
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
Lightweight confidence, heavyweight comfort. This relaxed-fit tee wears like a trusted sketchbook—soft, sturdy, and built for people who think in systems. Bold, stacked type on the chest reads “I don’t collect opinions. I collect patterns.”—a quiet declaration for designers, data folks, coders, and anyone who reads the world for repeats instead of noise. The oversized cut and forward-thrusted shoulder seam let you move freely while the dense 7.5 oz USA cotton holds print detail crisp and clean. Throw it on during long studio sessions, meetup talks, or low-key coffee runs; it settles into your rotation like a reliable tool.

The mood: focused, slightly wry, and deliberately observant. This tee speaks to those who prefer iteration over hype and pattern recognition over hot takes. It pairs naturally with worn jeans, a hoodie tossed over a laptop bag, or beneath a blazer when you want to signal craft without shouting. Wear it to hack nights, readings, design critiques, or weekend riffs with friends—where the work and the conversation both matter.

Product features
- 100% USA-spun cotton (7.5 oz / 245–255 GSM) for a strong, smooth printing surface
- Oversized, relaxed fit with slight drop shoulder and forward-thrusted shoulder seam for comfortable movement
- Durable construction: double-needle stitched neck, sleeve, and bottom hems with shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape
- Wide size range S–7XL; quarter-turned to eliminate center crease for a cleaner print area
- Heather/Charcoal blends include polyester mixes; satin/woven stretch-proof 1" neck collar for lasting shape

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: no heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
100% US Cotton

100% US Cotton

Made by specially spun fibers that make for a very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing

Country of origin

Country of origin

Blank product sourced from the USA

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: no heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.

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